Hormel

When you eat a combination of foods that result in gas smelling like Hormel products.

Don't come in here, I'm hormeling right now.

by Bocaj Regeay July 29, 2021

hormel chili

It's just canned chili. Nothing special. Why you lookin up chili on Urban Dictionary you weirdo?

Cook me up a can of some Hormel Chili, dude.

by Wbunk November 18, 2018

Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.

My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Hormel Foods

Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.

Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.....

by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022

The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022

Homeless Man's Liquid Nitrogen

It's liquid DFE(1,1,-difluoroethane) that's commonly sold in certain stores as computer duster. It is used when neither dry ice or liquid nitrogen is obtainable. It's usually used for science, to freeze things, or just for fun cooling thermometers, water, or some insects. The computer duster can is used for dusting off the dust from computers using the DFE gas. however, when turned upside-down, it provides a frostbite causing super-cold liquid that's -25 degrees Celsius(-12 degrees Fahrenheit) or colder. It is sometimes(very very rarely) used to try to liquefy formaldehyde or other gases, but due to the toxicity of these gases, a gas mask is recommended. It can liquefy butane, a far less toxic, but highly flammable gas. Getting Homeless man's liquid nitrogen on skin can be deadly, as frostbite can occur. It's a cryogenic liquid.

Dude, I just froze some cockroaches, a container of water, and liquefied a gas using Homeless man's liquid nitrogen.

by CognitiveFuel November 2, 2013

Jimi Homeless

A "Jimi Homeless" is a homeless musician who dresses like Jimi Hendrix and plays songs like "Purple Haze" or "Manic Depression" on the street for money. Can also apply to any homeless person who plays music on the street for money or to a musician who is not very good at playing music.

"He can't play guitar worth shit, he's just a Jimi Homeless."

"Hey look, is that the Jimi Homeless Experience?"

by Apeshit Quarterly Magazine October 26, 2011