Snurkey 

When you go to fist bump your friend and one person turkeys you and the other person snails you and you end up high-fiving

Alexa: "Hey let's fist bump"
Leia: "Yeah!"

*They both go in for the fist bump*
Alexa: *Turkeys the fist bump*
Leia: *Snails the fist bump*
*They end up high-fiving (a Snurkey)*
Both: "OMG!!!!! hahahah!"
Alexa: "I can't believe we just snurkied!"

Snurkey by snurkeysnurk321 November 9, 2022

snurkey 

Nickname that people give each other when they're happy.

What's up my snurkey?

snurkey by Snurkey March 23, 2009

Slurkey 

Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.

Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.

Slurkey by Jrooo CSD September 8, 2010

Snurkel

It means a homoerotic and feminine man.
especially a nerdy one.

Joe sure is a snurkel!
Randall really Looked like a snurkel the
last time I saw him.

Snurkel by bob cliffford May 30, 2007

snarkey 

cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc

It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.

snarkey by onimama June 19, 2006

Spurkey 

Spiced turkey. Made by the same process as Spam, but with turkey instead of pork and ham.

I think Hormel should change from Spam Turkey to "Spurkey".

Spurkey by Chuck Roast May 9, 2013

Shurkey 

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!

Shurkey by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021