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Spuncophile
Noun
A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.
Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).
A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.
Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).
Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.
Spuncophile by Lord Horatio Richards May 14, 2022
Spunk McGuire
When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.
John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.
Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?
Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?
Spunk McGuire by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021
Spun right round the ankles
Spun right round the ankles by tbart8 March 11, 2010
spunch bop
spunch bop by I put the fun in funeral January 2, 2021
spunk shui
Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.
I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn
spunk shui by frankenspine April 9, 2009
Spunch bob
Spunch bob by Shitty memes March 27, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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