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Spunds by centralinterestbookpresentmain November 2, 2023
Sounds like a personal problem
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
Sounds like a personal problem by kevinq October 24, 2010
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spunksponge by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays
Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
Sounds like my Ex-Wife
variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.