Spankmuffin 

Spankmuffin
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.

Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.

Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!

Spankmuffin by Mellemma October 7, 2017

Spankmuffin 

Of the female gender.

An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.

Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".

Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?

Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.

Spankmuffin by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009

Skankymuffin 

A person who is not necessarily pretty, yet dresses slutty. A person who performs acts that are "Skanky" such as: Making out with someone you're not going out with, Perpetuating an aura of sluttiness, Or if the above are not present; carries the title of slut or whore. People who are sluts and whores can also be labeled as Skankymuffins.

A. God that Skankymuffin Sammy would not stop making out with Ryan!
B. you can feel how Skanky muffin that girl is when she walks next to you.

Skankymuffin by Taylor+Alex June 25, 2008

spazmuffin 

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.

That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!

spazmuffin by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005

Skankamuffin 

A girl normally 12-17 who dresses and acts slutty out of naivety, usually tries to act way older than she is and will tell whoever will believe her that shes 18 when she is NOT legal. But is just adorable to people that know better.

Person #1: Look at that little girl wearing all that makeup and low cut shirt with her A cup bra showing.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.

Skankamuffin by Jason f%ckin Elliott December 27, 2008

Stankmuffin 

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.

-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!

Stankmuffin by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

bigfoot spank muffin by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009