Swankmuffin

An awesome kid, that is cool on everything

That kids cool

Yeah dude, hes a swankmuffin

by Fagneeto January 1, 2012

Skankymuffin

A person who is not necessarily pretty, yet dresses slutty. A person who performs acts that are "Skanky" such as: Making out with someone you're not going out with, Perpetuating an aura of sluttiness, Or if the above are not present; carries the title of slut or whore. People who are sluts and whores can also be labeled as Skankymuffins.

A. God that Skankymuffin Sammy would not stop making out with Ryan!
B. you can feel how Skanky muffin that girl is when she walks next to you.

by Taylor+Alex June 25, 2008

Skankamuffin

A girl normally 12-17 who dresses and acts slutty out of naivety, usually tries to act way older than she is and will tell whoever will believe her that shes 18 when she is NOT legal. But is just adorable to people that know better.

Person #1: Look at that little girl wearing all that makeup and low cut shirt with her A cup bra showing.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.

by Jason f%ckin Elliott December 27, 2008

Stankmuffin

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.

-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

skunkmuffin

a rotten box, smelly vag, etc.

Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"

by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017

Skankmuffin

a term simply defined by these two parts:
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.

Molly is such a skankmuffin.

by Yeahyouwerethinkingittooo November 29, 2010

shwankmuffin

A word used in dialogue to mess somebody up in doing an acion;

Yelling "shwankmuffin" as somebody is bowling for them to get a gutterball;

by Pyrotono June 29, 2006