Skankmuffin 

a term simply defined by these two parts:
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.

Molly is such a skankmuffin.

Skankmuffin by Yeahyouwerethinkingittooo November 29, 2010

skankmuffin 

skankmuffin is one of my favorite words. I just take an offensive word such as: honkey, slut, skank, bum or whore and add something sweet on the end.

person 1: hey i want in ur pants.
Person 2: Nah ur juss a skankmuffin.
or
Person 1: ur such a bitch.
Person2: Yes well ur a skank muffin
=] juss a word i made up that everyone is usin now.

skankmuffin by Lick my scrodum June 5, 2008

Skankmuffin 

Noun.
1. A whore.
2. A nasty whore.
3. A word that rolls directly off the tounge into anothers ears. No one wants to be called a skankmuffin because skankmuffins are disgusting. So disgusting they only prostitute themselves to fat lazy asians who are short and have braces.

Person 1: i fell!
Person 2: haha. get up. you'll look like a skankmuffin
Person 1: but what if i wanna look like a skankmuffin
Person 2: u don't. there nasty. like they are fat asian hooker nasty.
Person 1:oh god you got me coughing now bitch
Person 2:that's why you don't wanna lay in the floor coughing. because you'd look like a skankmuffin having an orgasm

Skankmuffin by Carl Shwarts December 19, 2010

Skankymuffin 

A person who is not necessarily pretty, yet dresses slutty. A person who performs acts that are "Skanky" such as: Making out with someone you're not going out with, Perpetuating an aura of sluttiness, Or if the above are not present; carries the title of slut or whore. People who are sluts and whores can also be labeled as Skankymuffins.

A. God that Skankymuffin Sammy would not stop making out with Ryan!
B. you can feel how Skanky muffin that girl is when she walks next to you.

Skankymuffin by Taylor+Alex June 25, 2008

Skankamuffin 

A girl normally 12-17 who dresses and acts slutty out of naivety, usually tries to act way older than she is and will tell whoever will believe her that shes 18 when she is NOT legal. But is just adorable to people that know better.

Person #1: Look at that little girl wearing all that makeup and low cut shirt with her A cup bra showing.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.

Skankamuffin by Jason f%ckin Elliott December 27, 2008

Stankmuffin 

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.

-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!

Stankmuffin by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

skunkmuffin 

a rotten box, smelly vag, etc.

Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"

skunkmuffin by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017