Spunk Funk

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The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

Spunk Funk by rug dude August 6, 2012

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Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

Spunk funk by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

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skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

skunk funk by roo bear! June 19, 2006

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stunk the funk

A person or thing that exudes on exceptionally bad or putrid odor...maybe due to bad body odor, non bathing or both and may leave a lingering aftersmell.
The smell may make you gag and feel physically ill.

Minerva: Girl...that guy who tried to buy us drinks was just gross.
Amy: Ugh.....yes....he stunk the funk!

Bob: Dude, don't go in the men's room....I just went in and it stunk the funk!

Ruben: Ewww....your car seats stunk the funk in this heat....open a window. Now I'm gonna smell....it's worse than smelling like Ass!

stunk the funk by Markoda De James August 4, 2007

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funky spunk

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

funky spunk by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

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funky spunk

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

funky spunk by Giz god April 7, 2004

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Spunklunk

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.

"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"

Spunklunk by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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