Spunk bunk

A secret room/bunker filled with porn

I’m taking that photo of my gf and putting it in my spunk bunk

by Haha.gay December 25, 2019

Spunk and Bunk

The act of having intercourse with a woman and leaving immediately after

"I gave her the good old spunk and bunk last nite"

by 01Rich01 May 11, 2012

Bunk Spunk

When you're knocking one out on the top bunk watching porn full volume on your ipad and you hear your mum walking up the stairs so you panic and role over off the top bunk. Your mum hears a thump and goes to take a look. To her surprise she finds her son on the floor covered in spunk with bruised ribs and a broken ipad.

My friend bunk spunked

by Taco Phil September 23, 2016

spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 4, 2020

hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets

Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”

by WhyMe? January 10, 2014

bunk skunk

Weed that is just not good enough to be happy about. It usually comes from that guy you know who is trying too hard and likes to think he has hookups.

lets roll another couple, this is some bunk skunk

by Anonymous Dubs March 4, 2009