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Spunk and Bunk 

The act of having intercourse with a woman and leaving immediately after
"I gave her the good old spunk and bunk last nite"
Spunk and Bunk by 01Rich01 May 11, 2012

Bunk Spunk 

When you're knocking one out on the top bunk watching porn full volume on your ipad and you hear your mum walking up the stairs so you panic and role over off the top bunk. Your mum hears a thump and goes to take a look. To her surprise she finds her son on the floor covered in spunk with bruised ribs and a broken ipad.
Bunk Spunk by Taco Phil September 23, 2016

spunk bunker 

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.
man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
spunk bunker by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

Spunk Bunking 

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it
"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"
Spunk Bunking by Big Chazza November 4, 2020

hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets
Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”
hot bunk skunk by WhyMe? January 10, 2014

bunk skunk

Weed that is just not good enough to be happy about. It usually comes from that guy you know who is trying too hard and likes to think he has hookups.
lets roll another couple, this is some bunk skunk
bunk skunk by Anonymous Dubs March 4, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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