The smell of an very sexually active
man’s bed several months after a
divorce, where his ex-
wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets
Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and …
regret.”
Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been
washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk
skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”