Spunk Monk 

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.

"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!

Spunk Monk by London El Vis September 29, 2005

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

Monk Spunk by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

Monk Spunk by Apparently January 13, 2021

Spunk on a monk 

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

Spunk on a monk by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

Spunk monkey 

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

Spunk monkey by Jimlad September 10, 2003

Spunk Monkey 

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

Spunk Monkey by JamJam1 July 24, 2012

Spunk monkey 

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.

Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey

Spunk monkey by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011