Sproglodyte

A child so terrible that it must have been raised in the underworld

a cross between sprog and troglodyte

that Sproglodyte you call a son has dressed my cat in a Barbie costume!

by Skerries December 9, 2008

Proglodyte

A confused and suspicious urban being that believes the only way to compensate for their lack of common sense is to exert an unreasonable amount of control over their fellow citizens.

See also, Politics, Progressive, George Orwell and Joseph Stalin.

Martina was shocked to find out that there was a church in her neighborhood, so she telephoned her network of Proglodytes and they all agreed to burn it down so the church members wouldn't promote hate mongering.

by Sterling Headset March 30, 2013

proglodyte

(accurate) term of abuse/contempt/description for an unthinkingly reflexive and personally unpleasant leftist shit-thrower. A diagnostic term, to distinguish the over-medicated NPR-listener, the slobbering burn-out druggie, the perpetual undergraduate, and other leftist menagerie members from their most vocal exemplar.

That LVQ is such a fucking proglodyte, he thinks mass-murder is a small price to pay for carbon offsets.

Goddamned proglodyte motherfuckers trashed campus GOP offices, then bitched about police brutality when they got busted.

by NightMarket April 23, 2011

Proglodyte

a progressive who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant, crude and/or violent and rejects logic and Western Civilization and its cultural norms. Often blindly chasing fantasies of a socialist utopia.

Antifa is made up of violent Proglodytes.

by Uppity White Man December 18, 2017

Proglodyte

A progressive democrat who's brain is less developed than that of any prehistoric species'.

The idiots in congress are now referring to women as "birthing people." They are such Proglodytes.

by Scrat4Freedom May 8, 2021

Smoglodyte

Someone who smokes because they think it's cool.

Tyler is such a smoglodyte

by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019

Snoglodyte

Small two legged, humanoid creature that exists in the year 230 PA (Post Armageddon). Lives primarily underground on a diet of cockroaches. Originally created as part of a post Armageddon novel by Warrick Jonathan Price.

The Snoglodytes created lives for themselves in the caverns of what was once Las Vegas in the year 230PA (Post Armageddon)

by Wol Price February 3, 2010