Sprocktail

A portmanteau of “Spro” (espresso) and cocktail, a sprocktail is a craft coffee and tea beverage that borrows mixology methods and practices to elevate the coffee experience. Sprocktails can range from clarified milk punch drinks and cold brew spritzes to shaken espresso sours.

I drank a great sprocktail at New Heights Coffee last week

by CraftCoffee April 6, 2025

shocktail

A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome

Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets

by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

procktail

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".

Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!

by word burgler November 27, 2014

molotov socktail

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail

instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

spocktacle

A science fiction convention. Does not necessarily have to have Star Trek as its main theme.

John, I'm going to the Slanted Fedora spocktacle in Chicago, so you won't be able to call me on the phone for a few days. Send me an email instead.

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Shmocktail

When you mix the smoking of marijuana with the drinking of hard alcohol.

I was sooo cross-faded last night...I had a hard Shmocktail!

by Shmocktail Ethusiast November 3, 2008

Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

by 86Futzer July 29, 2011