shocktail

A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome

Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets

shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

Shocktail by 86Futzer July 29, 2011

Shocktap 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'

That girl loves it when I shocktap her ass

Shocktap by Master of the Shocktap May 5, 2009

shocktrolling 

It is used when a friend just trolls an ongoing conversation between two other friends or just one on various platforms including live f2f conversations or those on the internet using slang or internet content such as internet memés.

- Dude, that internet memé you sent me over whatsapp was hilarious indeed, but I wasn't expecting it at all. You have to stop shocktrolling like that.

shocktrolling by easyRider24 May 31, 2015

shockbait 

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.

Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*

shockbait by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023

shocktart 

A little used term for one who is fond of Feeling Electric, now known as Next to Normal.

Girl 1: That fangirl constantly quotes Feeling Electric, she's such a shocktart!

Girl 2: What's Feeling Electric?

Girl 1: It's like Next to Normal, only more epic.

shocktart by Amy Spanger November 26, 2009

molotov socktail 

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail

instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail

molotov socktail by foooswagga February 9, 2010