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Definitions by foooswagga

Aids Bear 

man dressed in bear suit that tells his partner he has aids halfway into intercourse
omg alex is such a aids bear
Aids Bear by foooswagga February 10, 2010

molotov socktail 

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail
instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail
molotov socktail by foooswagga February 9, 2010
When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)
shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock
Shlock by foooswagga February 9, 2010

fifth period chinese 

When four or five guys team up on a single girl and sexually harass her until she begins to secretly cut the back of their scrotums until their testicles dangle out of the back of their pants
Hey, you wanna do me on a chinese bed
Not until fifth period chinese
fifth period chinese by foooswagga February 9, 2010

brazilian pineapple shove 

The practice of inserting up to five pineapples filled with oozing yogurt up a brazilian whores vagina then shove your dick into the whole of one of the pineapples until you excrete, then make her eat the pineapple, then have her throw up into your ass
dude
she wanted to brazilian pineapple shove
i'd rather blow a chameleon

french kimchi 

keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix
french kimchi by foooswagga February 9, 2010

chinese faggot buster 

chinese police officer who constantly pulls over people he suspects of being gay, he proceeds to strip into a thong and dances then writes them a ticket for speeding, the victim is afraid to speak up because the police officers cousin runs the laundrymat down the street that will do clothes for ten cents a pop and hookers hang around a lot.