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A mixed drink administered through the "back door".

Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!

procktail by word burgler November 27, 2014

Words you can keep

Rocktail

The drink you order after work or during a quiet social gathering, that sparks off a rock star scale bender of drinking dancing and malarkey.

Cobi decided to pop along for a quiet drink after work. She must have ordered a rocktail, because she ended up partying all night and walking home in the afternoon sun, the next day, still wearing her work clothes.

Rocktail by Benjamin O'Connor April 16, 2008

Related Words

procktail • Brocktail • proctalgia • ploktail • Porktailing • Rocktail • Sprocktail

Brocktail

An alcoholic drink that is potent and delicious.

I have had a bad day, make me a Brocktail.

Brocktail by columbusbrowneyes December 25, 2010

Proctalgia

The medical term for a pain in the bottom.

you are such a proctalgia!!!!!!!

Proctalgia by Josserelol November 18, 2011

proctalgia

medical way of saying PITA.

pretty self explanatory.

proctalgia by incognito February 20, 2005

Porktailing

The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.

My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.

Porktailing by Lawless States December 30, 2017

ploktail

A spiked hot chocolate, typically with beer. Invented by a game developer to take the edge off the Monday evening grind.

'Sigh... this is some tedious work. Hopefully this ploktail will keep me going.'

ploktail by electromoth May 20, 2024

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026