procktail 

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".

Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!

procktail by word burgler November 27, 2014

Rocktail 

The drink you order after work or during a quiet social gathering, that sparks off a rock star scale bender of drinking dancing and malarkey.

Cobi decided to pop along for a quiet drink after work. She must have ordered a rocktail, because she ended up partying all night and walking home in the afternoon sun, the next day, still wearing her work clothes.

Rocktail by Benjamin O'Connor April 16, 2008

Brocktail 

An alcoholic drink that is potent and delicious.

I have had a bad day, make me a Brocktail.

Brocktail by columbusbrowneyes December 25, 2010

Proctalgia 

The medical term for a pain in the bottom.

you are such a proctalgia!!!!!!!

Proctalgia by Josserelol November 18, 2011

proctalgia 

medical way of saying PITA.

pretty self explanatory.

proctalgia by incognito February 20, 2005

Porktailing

The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.

My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.

Porktailing by Lawless States December 30, 2017

ploktail 

A spiked hot chocolate, typically with beer. Invented by a game developer to take the edge off the Monday evening grind.

'Sigh... this is some tedious work. Hopefully this ploktail will keep me going.'

ploktail by electromoth May 20, 2024