Only the hardest hitting drink in the
world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with
Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast
food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll
die in a crash
cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first
window*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid
cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my
wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*