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A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.
"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"
spready by raspberrypi4lyf September 16, 2020
A large or vast amount of cash on hand.
Who broke?... Man you know I got spready.
Spready by D'andre Bands August 11, 2017

Spready Chávez

While having sex with a woman in doggie style position you spread her butt cheeks and blow a snot rocket on her asshole and the proceed to fuck her in the ass using your snot as lube
Brian was fucking this bitch and gave her the Spready Chávez
Spready Chávez by Dirk_yup March 1, 2023

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them 

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)
SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island
spread them by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...