spready

1: One whom is willing, ready and excited to accept.
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).

1: I told her her she better be spready when I get home.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.

by -NoodleSalad September 18, 2009

spready

A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.

"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"

by raspberrypi4lyf September 16, 2020

Spready

A large or vast amount of cash on hand.

Who broke?... Man you know I got spready.

by D'andre Bands August 11, 2017

Spready Chávez

While having sex with a woman in doggie style position you spread her butt cheeks and blow a snot rocket on her asshole and the proceed to fuck her in the ass using your snot as lube

Brian was fucking this bitch and gave her the Spready Chávez

by Dirk_yup March 1, 2023

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011