spready 

1: One whom is willing, ready and excited to accept.
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).

1: I told her her she better be spready when I get home.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.

spready by -NoodleSalad September 18, 2009

spready 

A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.

"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"

spready by raspberrypi4lyf September 16, 2020

Spready 

A large or vast amount of cash on hand.

Who broke?... Man you know I got spready.

Spready by D'andre Bands August 11, 2017

Spready Chávez

While having sex with a woman in doggie style position you spread her butt cheeks and blow a snot rocket on her asshole and the proceed to fuck her in the ass using your snot as lube

Brian was fucking this bitch and gave her the Spready Chávez

Spready Chávez by Dirk_yup March 1, 2023

spready kruger

When someone bends over and you are haunted in your dreams by what you've seen.

My god did you see that OF model spready kruger?

spready kruger by The Crafty Otter October 17, 2026

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them 

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

spread them by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018