spready

1: One whom is willing, ready and excited to accept.
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).

1: I told her her she better be spready when I get home.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.

by -NoodleSalad September 18, 2009

spready

A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.

"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"

by raspberrypi4lyf September 16, 2020

spreadie

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.

That girl sent me a spreadie.

by shabash June 10, 2014

Spreadied

When you look at a spreadsheet for such a long time that the cells bleed together and you get all loop 'n' shit.

Looking at that excel document for the 4 hours has me spreadied like woah.

by nevillearthur June 04, 2015

Spready

A large or vast amount of cash on hand.

Who broke?... Man you know I got spready.

by D'andre Bands August 11, 2017

Spready Chávez

While having sex with a woman in doggie style position you spread her butt cheeks and blow a snot rocket on her asshole and the proceed to fuck her in the ass using your snot as lube

Brian was fucking this bitch and gave her the Spready Chávez

by Dirk_yup March 01, 2023

Spreadie

(Business casual) An excel spreadsheet

Hey I didn't get that spreadie we talked about last night.

by BiznessBaba March 29, 2023