Spread beagle

When a girl is laying on her back and her floppy tits fall to the side under her armpits and they look like an old pair of beagle ears.

I took that girl home from the bar last night and I couldn't get my nut because she had a droopiest set of spread beagle I have ever seen.

Spread beagle by Dogs anal July 1, 2017

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Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.

That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.

Spread Beagle by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

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Spreadeagle Jr

Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)

Ugh! Look over there.. yikes it's Spreadeagle Jr

Spreadeagle Jr by Addela May 19, 2018

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Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.

She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.

Spreadeagle by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020

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Spreadeagle

Daily roueteine to do after loggong on 4chan and eating to many bowls of kelog cereal and frozen desserts. Sit up and excersise the mind

Guy: spreadeagle
Guy 2: didnt committe

Spreadeagle by Sir likes alot January 16, 2026

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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