Spowage

This is a clan of well-raised, stand-up people. When you meet a Spowage, rather than distort their name into something silly, simply sit back and bask in their awesomeness. Spowages are amazing creatures, originating from Nottinghamshire, but the best of them reside in the mighty Scotland. Find yourself a Spowage, and latch on tight.

Guy 1: "There go those Spowages!"

Guy 2: "Aren't they inbreeds?"

Guy 1: "No, they're awesome"

by Spowvic3 December 31, 2024

Spewage

The stream, sometimes violently projectile-like, of today's (or yesterday's) semi-digested consumption. It's made possible by sickness, food that didn't agree with the stomach, that last tequila shot (that you knew you shouldn't take but didn't have the will to disrespect by leaving undrunken), seeing poor souls wearing white after Labor Day (bless their little hearts), thinking some heinous disgusting thought, other sensory overloads like witnessing or smelling other spewage, or anything that makes you vom. In sum, the upper body counterpart to sewage, but expelled from the mouth.

We were having a great time, had some food and drinks and were all set to hang out for the night, but she got a spewage leak and ended up decorating the side of the car with her lasagna. Game Over.

by GR-44 January 26, 2021

text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

snowage

Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)

"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"

by JayEv January 5, 2008

snowage

A large amount of snow (not the cocaine kind)

"There is some heavy snowage in those mountains!"

by JayEv January 12, 2008

silky spewage

ejaculate. the feel and consistency of male ejaculate, slang. silky defining soft, and spew/spewage relating to discharge

the rough and tumble rub of bodies produced one lad's silky spewage upon their bellies.

by s emery July 11, 2007

anal spewage

Anal spewage results from squeezing the buttocks muscles too frequently, resulting in anal leakage.

Your girl seems to be suffering from anal spewage, perhaps you should tend to her needs, good sir!

by Jose Jones May 10, 2005