snowage 

Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)

"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"

snowage by JayEv January 5, 2008

snowage 

A large amount of snow (not the cocaine kind)

"There is some heavy snowage in those mountains!"

snowage by JayEv January 12, 2008

HEAVY SNOWAGE! 

A completely insane amount of snow that breaks multiple national records, like in the winter of 2010-2011. Similar to HEAVY DOSAGE, but with snow.

Did you get some snow? No, we got HEAVY SNOWAGE!

HEAVY SNOWAGE! by LeePHiggy February 21, 2011

snowmageddon 

A monumental winter storm, lasting multiple days and resulting in copious amounts of snow and disastrous winter driving conditions.

"did you hear about the snowmageddon arriving on friday? It's going to be amazing!"

snowmageddon by Bed4rd December 21, 2008

Snowmageddon 

A snow (not defined by how many inches that fall) that affects a location not necessarily capable of dealing with snow, thus causing chaos (i.e. traffic jams, school closings, etc.)

The city of Atlanta rarely gets snow but this snowmageddon is really creating issues there.

Snowmageddon by Ceraphus February 12, 2010

text showage 

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

text showage by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

SnoAge 

Old farts snowboarding & skiing, snowboarding or skiing for more mature shredders

No Age! young enough to shred with the best of them they are sno age at all, snoage limit

SnoAge by thunderblob May 22, 2012