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Reduction in internet speed due to overuse or network connectivity issues.
Twelve wireless devices running on our wi-fi caused massive slowages for everyone today.
Slowage by vocalhoney February 1, 2013
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When you wear heavy armor and move slightly slower in video games.
"I would use this heavy armor but it'll make me slowage."
Slowage by Systemsoftware115 May 29, 2021
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text showage 

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.
I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.
text showage by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008
Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)
"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"
snowage by JayEv January 5, 2008

Sloagen Doagen 

A noun used to indicate kick-ass times presently or ancitpated to commence. Could also be used to vaguely describe the act of having sexual intercourse with a hot bitch.
-I can't wait to go to the party tonight, ready for a little Sloagen Doagen, homo?
Sloagen Doagen by RipRap December 2, 2004
Pretty much the same as merk or slew. It is the act of inflicting extreme damage either lyrically or physically to another boi. From the verb to slew, but with "age" stuck on the end to make it seem more gangster. This type of terminology (the use of "age" on the end of words, in this case "slewage") was popularised by gangbangin Brit mc Mr Wong in his riddim "wongage", and is commonly used in virtually every endz of da L-O-N.
"Yo bludclat, break yourself, i'm about ta draw for da slewage up in this bitch"

...Booya!...(Gunshots are heard)
slewage by MC Blitzkrieg February 24, 2007
A large amount of snow (not the cocaine kind)
"There is some heavy snowage in those mountains!"
snowage by JayEv January 12, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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