Slowage 

Reduction in internet speed due to overuse or network connectivity issues.

Twelve wireless devices running on our wi-fi caused massive slowages for everyone today.

Slowage by vocalhoney February 1, 2013

Slowage 

When you wear heavy armor and move slightly slower in video games.

"I would use this heavy armor but it'll make me slowage."

Slowage by Systemsoftware115 May 29, 2021

text showage 

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

text showage by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

snowage 

Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)

"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"

snowage by JayEv January 5, 2008

Sloagen Doagen 

A noun used to indicate kick-ass times presently or ancitpated to commence. Could also be used to vaguely describe the act of having sexual intercourse with a hot bitch.

-I can't wait to go to the party tonight, ready for a little Sloagen Doagen, homo?

Sloagen Doagen by RipRap December 2, 2004

slewage 

Pretty much the same as merk or slew. It is the act of inflicting extreme damage either lyrically or physically to another boi. From the verb to slew, but with "age" stuck on the end to make it seem more gangster. This type of terminology (the use of "age" on the end of words, in this case "slewage") was popularised by gangbangin Brit mc Mr Wong in his riddim "wongage", and is commonly used in virtually every endz of da L-O-N.

"Yo bludclat, break yourself, i'm about ta draw for da slewage up in this bitch"

...Booya!...(Gunshots are heard)

slewage by MC Blitzkrieg February 24, 2007

snowage 

A large amount of snow (not the cocaine kind)

"There is some heavy snowage in those mountains!"

snowage by JayEv January 12, 2008