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to sport wood 

To have an erection, typically in a public situation.

Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.

These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.

The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
to sport wood by malayal August 12, 2009

sport wood 

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!
sport wood by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013

Spotswood College 

Full of druggies, vapers and thots. Normally referred to as Spotty C and is known to have loads of hood rats. Over all has the slikkest cunts in NP.
Person: Oh look at thoses horys
Another Person: Must be from Spotswood College
Spotswood College by Tiktokthotie_69 September 7, 2019

Spotswood High School 

Best high school in Rockingham county. Thou full of rude ass people that can't be happy for you. Like having your private information shared? Make a friend at SHS!
Spotswood High School is full of ungrateful people that can't be happy for you!

Spotswood 

Spotswood is a suburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, 7 km south-west from Melbourne's central business district. Spotswood is on the West Bank of the Yarra river, just of Port Phillip Bay.

Spotswood is known for Scienceworks museum and for being used as a filming loaction in the movies Mad Max, Harvie Krumpet and Spotswood (also titled the Efficiency expert).

Spotswood has significant industry, quality cafes and strong sports teams.
Would you like to go to Spotswood for breakfast?
Spotswood by erbreder February 12, 2012

Spotswood New Jersey 

Where Old Bridge kids move after high school who have low income jobs. One lives on the train tracks and doesnt mind the 3 am train because they're doing drugs or drinking too heavily to care.
"that earthquake feeling is just the Spotswood New Jersey Main Street 3 AM train bro!"
Spotswood New Jersey by my name is October 10, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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