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to sport wood 

To have an erection, typically in a public situation.

Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.

These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.

The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
to sport wood by malayal August 12, 2009

sport wood 

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!
sport wood by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013

Spotswood College 

Full of druggies, vapers and thots. Normally referred to as Spotty C and is known to have loads of hood rats. Over all has the slikkest cunts in NP.
Person: Oh look at thoses horys
Another Person: Must be from Spotswood College
Spotswood College by Tiktokthotie_69 September 7, 2019

Spotswood High School 

Best high school in Rockingham county. Thou full of rude ass people that can't be happy for you. Like having your private information shared? Make a friend at SHS!
Spotswood High School is full of ungrateful people that can't be happy for you!

Spotswood 

Spotswood is a suburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, 7 km south-west from Melbourne's central business district. Spotswood is on the West Bank of the Yarra river, just of Port Phillip Bay.

Spotswood is known for Scienceworks museum and for being used as a filming loaction in the movies Mad Max, Harvie Krumpet and Spotswood (also titled the Efficiency expert).

Spotswood has significant industry, quality cafes and strong sports teams.
Spotswood by erbreder February 12, 2012

Spotswood New Jersey 

Where Old Bridge kids move after high school who have low income jobs. One lives on the train tracks and doesnt mind the 3 am train because they're doing drugs or drinking too heavily to care.
"that earthquake feeling is just the Spotswood New Jersey Main Street 3 AM train bro!"
Spotswood New Jersey by my name is October 10, 2012