Asp

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

by Ferreson February 26, 2004

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).

by Ferreson September 30, 2004