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sporridge 

A word used in lieu of 'sorry' when you don't really mean it.

Generally delivered with a degree of sarcasm in it's tone. Also, eye contact with the recipient should be avoided. Perhaps even a minor eye roll would be appropriate.
Nicole: 'Rob, I can't believe you didn't open the cab door for me!'

Rob: Sporridge!
sporridge by tangmeister January 6, 2010
Related Words

Scurrible 

A combination of the words scurry and turrible.
"Did you see that picture of Demi Moore's wolf puss? That shit was Scurrible."
Scurrible by Durrty Dani June 18, 2009

spongible 

A person who has no particular skill or specialist knowledge, but who is regarded as capable of doing reasonably well across a range of responsibilities; and whose principal value to a business is an ability to absorb new information quickly. Often working in financial services, a spongible person will never set the market alight, but is ideal for fighting fires.
Banker 1: Tyson has lost the bank millions, we need to appoint someone who can quickly grasp the issues but won't be missed in his current job and won't go after mine.

Banker 2: Use Will: he's spongible.
spongible by RammyT July 6, 2012

sportable 

a person worth being seen in public with
she is hittable but is she sportable
sportable by alein1234 December 19, 2007
Hair, usually curly, which can hold sporks, pencils and paper balls when they are tossed into it.

Can also describe scarves, sweaters, sheep, and any other variety of items.
Billy was dubbed sporkable after we managed to get a small kitten to stick in his massive hair.
Sporkable by Emay Kay May 15, 2010

Shorrible 

It's a combination of the words shocking and horrible.

Shocking = causing to recoil with horror or disgust; extremely offensive or disgusting.

Horrible = horror or fear; dreadful.
Shorrible = something both shocking and horrible.

In a sentance.

The price of crude oil these days is shorrible.