spongible 

A person who has no particular skill or specialist knowledge, but who is regarded as capable of doing reasonably well across a range of responsibilities; and whose principal value to a business is an ability to absorb new information quickly. Often working in financial services, a spongible person will never set the market alight, but is ideal for fighting fires.

Banker 1: Tyson has lost the bank millions, we need to appoint someone who can quickly grasp the issues but won't be missed in his current job and won't go after mine.

Banker 2: Use Will: he's spongible.

spongible by RammyT July 6, 2012

Spongie 

A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the Spongebob Squarepants franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.

Hey I hear that kid is a spongie

Spongie by Howard Brawnard February 6, 2014

Spongled 

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.

"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"

Spongled by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

spongle 

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

spongle by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Spongeblob Squarepants 

An overweight Spongebob

SPONGEBLOB SQUAREPANTS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE SO BEING FAT HE ATE IT

Spongeblob Squarepants by Brian And Paris October 25, 2019

Spongealecks

(Spu-nj A-lecks); n. An unintelligent human being who is incapable of detecting sarcasm and is, thus, forced to take every statement seriously while being unable to properly rebuttal.

My goodness, did you hear Jeffrey try to argue with the teacher? What a Spongealecks.

Spongealecks by Miracle Gravy February 8, 2009

Spongwibble 

1. The condition caused when a Spong is given more than two options to choose from.

2. A complete state of mental fugue brought on by excessive overindulgence in alcohol and/or drugs.

Example 1:

Burgerslave: "What side do you want with that, beans, BBQ beans or coleslaw"?

Spong: "..............................."????

Example 2:

"Look at the state of you, 6 pints, 2 shots and a spliff and you're spongwibbled".

Spongwibble by Zipraker August 7, 2010