sporks

1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile

1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!

by wild_wolf_cub November 8, 2003

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

Dinkly sporks

When that spork is so damn cute, it's dinkly.

Jesus, they're some dinkly sporks

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018

sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.

Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.

by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

EA Sports

It's in the game. Now give us your money

EA Sports is bad for your mental health,seriously don't play their game

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

sparks in the dark

When you chew up a pack of Wintergreen Lifesavers candy in a dark room whilst looking in a mirror, it makes Green Sparks!

When I first heard of sparks in the dark I just had to try it! What an amazing phenomenum! The green sparks were so beautiful!

by Starchylde July 19, 2016