Sporkcoat 

1) When a female (girl) is talking to someone, as well as someone else as her mate.

2)Its when a male uses a girl only for a season.

1) I met this new guy, but he is my sporkcoat as long as my boyfriend doesn't know.

2) I have this girl as my sporkcoat , until the season is over.

Sporkcoat by The OGs September 21, 2016

Sporkfoot 

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.

Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.

Sporkfoot by Judgosaur September 30, 2022

sportcoat 

is any guy your girl might go out with while you are locked up in the county jail or prison.

Yeah, Mugsy is all pissed off because he found out his girl is out with sportcoat.

Man, you better write your girl a nice letter before she hooks up with sportcoat.

You know sportcoat is out there schemin' because you locked up, cuz.

sportcoat by Aquaman 004 May 8, 2007

Sportcation 

Mid week vacation day to either recover from, perform in or attend a sporting event.

Jim took a sportcation from the office to go skiing last Wednesday.

Sportcation by Mr291T January 9, 2019

Sporkmouth 

Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth

Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!

Sporkmouth by lucyloo1979 November 3, 2012

sportscoat 

the temporary male companion of a woman whose husband or boyfriend is incarcerated

Ty got out and whipped his sportscoat ass.

sportscoat by BlackP August 31, 2005

SporkCenter 

The art of sporking while watching Sport Center repeatedly

Today we spent all day in a snuggie enjoying some sporkcenter

SporkCenter by Ufia70 February 14, 2012