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Spoonito 

A cross of spooning and blanket burritos.

The act of spooning while tightly wrapped in blankets.
Josh and Becky formed a spoonito as they watched netflix.
Spoonito by Intensifrying May 20, 2016
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Soonitoo 

Soonitoo (soon-ih-too) is a unique word which is only used by the most savage of people. Soonitoo, in other words (quite literally), is another word for “sanity.” However, not just anyone can use the word “soonitoo” because you must be an ultimate savage, like me.
Being defined
“After much school work and shipping, the girl finally lost her soonitoo.”
“After searching for her soonitoo everywhere, the girl finally found it in a yeast packet.”
Soonitoo by Savage Goddess February 8, 2018

spoonicorn 

To get an erection while spooning or cuddling another individual. A spoonicorn may be used to poke the backside of said individual to coax them into coitus.
i got a wicked spoonicorn last night when i was with heather, its cool though she took care of it.
spoonicorn by EJ [iBC] August 3, 2007

Spooniosis 

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.
DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!
Spooniosis by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014

Spoonitism 

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.
That's a horrific case of spoonitism
Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

spooniform 

An article of work clothing (usually a uniform) that somebody has used to wipe knuckle babies off of themselves with.
I accidentally grabbed my spooniform for work today.
spooniform by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008

spoontoner 

When one is spooning with someone and gets a boner.
"dude i was spooning with her last night and i got the biggest spoontoner".
spoontoner by franca89 January 7, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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