Spoonito 

A cross of spooning and blanket burritos.

The act of spooning while tightly wrapped in blankets.

Josh and Becky formed a spoonito as they watched netflix.

Spoonito by Intensifrying May 20, 2016

Soonitoo 

Soonitoo (soon-ih-too) is a unique word which is only used by the most savage of people. Soonitoo, in other words (quite literally), is another word for “sanity.” However, not just anyone can use the word “soonitoo” because you must be an ultimate savage, like me.

Being defined
“After much school work and shipping, the girl finally lost her soonitoo.”
“After searching for her soonitoo everywhere, the girl finally found it in a yeast packet.”

Soonitoo by Savage Goddess February 8, 2018

spoonicorn 

To get an erection while spooning or cuddling another individual. A spoonicorn may be used to poke the backside of said individual to coax them into coitus.

i got a wicked spoonicorn last night when i was with heather, its cool though she took care of it.

spoonicorn by EJ [iBC] August 3, 2007

Spooniosis 

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.

DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!

Spooniosis by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014

Spoonitism 

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

spooniform 

An article of work clothing (usually a uniform) that somebody has used to wipe knuckle babies off of themselves with.

I accidentally grabbed my spooniform for work today.

spooniform by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008

spoontoner 

When one is spooning with someone and gets a boner.

"dude i was spooning with her last night and i got the biggest spoontoner".

spoontoner by franca89 January 7, 2008