Spooniosis 

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.

DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!

Spooniosis by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014

Spoonitism 

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

skooliosis

1.a brain debilitating disease that comes from goign to skool..
2. the effects of having sucky classes that make you stupider or dumber..
3. slang for school/skool... but not in a positive way... (you never say it like your excited to be there or even desiring to be there...)

dood1:hey man you wanna hang out?
'
dood2: no man sorry I can't i have skooliosis..

dood1: bummer

skooliosis by K_U October 27, 2008

spoonieism 

A religion that is when you pray upon a tiny spoon that is on top of a Christmas tree. Every night at 9:30 PM pray to the spoon in hopes life goes well. Every Sunday church will be held at 9:00 so please join us. (don't worry its not a cult <3)

Are you in the spoonieism religion?

spoonieism by SPOONIEISM4LYFE December 9, 2019

Spoiliosis 

When a person is so spoiled it actually becomes a condition however; this is not to be confused with spoiled rotten.

Wife: I would like you to bring me a coffee now, please.

Husband: You my dear suffer from spoiliosis.

Spoiliosis by Nikki1589 October 19, 2015