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Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.
DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!
by Dr.Spooner May 09, 2014
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