A horny, super quick sexual orgasm.
Can be self-induced (masturbation), acheived with another (sex - anal/oral/handjob/blowjob/etc), or with a group (orgy).
Usually said in informal terms. Most commonly referred to when talking about party sex or in a joke. (ie: It never actually happened and is used in a sexual joke, or it was very meaningless at an orgy.)
Can be self-induced (masturbation), acheived with another (sex - anal/oral/handjob/blowjob/etc), or with a group (orgy).
Usually said in informal terms. Most commonly referred to when talking about party sex or in a joke. (ie: It never actually happened and is used in a sexual joke, or it was very meaningless at an orgy.)
Girl 1 : "Oh my gosh, I had the BEST sponza last night!"
Girl 2: "I bet it was horny and explosive!"
Girl 3: "Oh, it was."
Girl 2: "Oohhhh, I see how it is."
OR
Boy 1: "Ohh yeah, I just had an amazing sponza. Better than my girlfriend!"
Boy 2: "Did you just do that now in the bathroom? That sure was fast."
Boy 1: "That's all it takes for a sponza."
Girl 2: "I bet it was horny and explosive!"
Girl 3: "Oh, it was."
Girl 2: "Oohhhh, I see how it is."
OR
Boy 1: "Ohh yeah, I just had an amazing sponza. Better than my girlfriend!"
Boy 2: "Did you just do that now in the bathroom? That sure was fast."
Boy 1: "That's all it takes for a sponza."
by sponzanator February 22, 2011
Get the Sponza mug.To take a fruit by the foot, wrap it entirely around your penis and get engage in fellatio. While the girl is enjoying your succulent fruit phallus, you take it out, put it in her hair, and hump furiously until the fruit by the foot is stuck.
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"I got sponza stickered by Chris at the party last night..." THE SPONZA STICKER
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A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.
Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.
Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.
Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.
by TT99 July 14, 2011
Get the Spontaneous Research Call mug.Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
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Get the Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome mug.When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.
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Get the spontaneous dental hydroplosion mug.the act of knocking something out of someones hand and screaming "spondalay bitch!"
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