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The definition of updog is “a midget fucking a dead rabbit while on top of the Empire State Building and eating a bowl of carrots. At the end of the process, the midget is visited by John Stamos and then John punches the midget until he throws up the carrots, and then john eats the carrots and the process repeats.

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

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The worlds biggest douche. Most likely the fattest motherfucker you will ever see. He loves to eat ass and will try to start a fight with any guy if a girl is watching. Hes a meat head but all the meat is in his belly. Also probably gay

James marks is a very loving father of 3, Justin, Josh, and Mason, and husband of susan. He loves spending every minute of every waking day working on his piece of shit corvette that he hopes to sell for $60,00. He was once very unhappy when he received an unexpected car wash on his bad boy corvette! He was so distraught that he had no choice but to get the youngest son, mason, and slobber on his ass hole

Its a dingle berry but the piece of shit shifts from your rectum to the undercarriage of your scrotum and just hangs there

The new sheriff in town, or so he thinks. Cory is the rival bald boy of Christopher Sweeney. They will merge their powers to take down arch rival Thomas Bright. Watch out San Diego