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Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you
(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin
Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010
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Spluncher 

An accidental mixture of the words "supper", "lunch", and "dinner". AKA, the combination of meals that occur after noon.
"I think we should have pizza for spluncher."
Spluncher by nopnopnop June 9, 2015
having or exhibiting a grainy yet slimy and oily texture, may or may not give off foul odors
after a long day of rotting in the sun, my peanut butter had become rather slunchy and quite frankly, in-edible
slunchy by shayde1 June 16, 2010

spaunchy 

People who are of no good status; They walk into a room and everyone immediately thinks " damn, who invited this guy"; lame; not fun; vibe killer
Jade threw a banger at her house and as soon as boring, uninvited Loretta walked in, the spaunchy vibes eminated through the crowd
spaunchy by UWNTSUMFUK July 21, 2017
An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).
Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?
splunch by swicky November 25, 2007
Splunch is just a little man who is very sad and wet.
Splunch is so cool.
splunch by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022