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Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you
(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin
Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010
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Spluncher 

An accidental mixture of the words "supper", "lunch", and "dinner". AKA, the combination of meals that occur after noon.
"I think we should have pizza for spluncher."
Spluncher by nopnopnop June 9, 2015
having or exhibiting a grainy yet slimy and oily texture, may or may not give off foul odors
after a long day of rotting in the sun, my peanut butter had become rather slunchy and quite frankly, in-edible
slunchy by shayde1 June 16, 2010

spaunchy 

People who are of no good status; They walk into a room and everyone immediately thinks " damn, who invited this guy"; lame; not fun; vibe killer
Jade threw a banger at her house and as soon as boring, uninvited Loretta walked in, the spaunchy vibes eminated through the crowd
spaunchy by UWNTSUMFUK July 21, 2017
An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).
Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?
splunch by swicky November 25, 2007
Splunch is just a little man who is very sad and wet.
Splunch is so cool.
splunch by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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