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Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.
Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.
Splonking by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015

splorksht 

well the thing about that is...SPLORKSHT!
splorksht by UltimaTheSmitor April 25, 2004
Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.
Bro that movie was so Splonky.
Splonky by Splonkiest June 9, 2019

Splinkety Splonk 

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...
think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk
Splinkety Splonk by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004
A linguistic device used in comic books. Here are some sound effect examples from Batman: Bam, Boom, Plop, Splat, Thwack, Zap
1. Splonk is an onomatopoeia.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.
SPLONK by Sundancer16 April 25, 2011

Splockspluzel 

something fresh to def.... tight...large and glamorous..
dang nigga look at your earrings there huge..reply..yea i had to bust out the splockspluzel's
Splockspluzel by Mr.moemoe March 7, 2009