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Any participant in muliplayer online games who is tiresomely pedantic about criticizing other players on same team or other guests in room chats, usually to cover up his/her own mistakes and shortcomings.

Origin is uncertain, but may be derived from Star Trek's Spock character because connotation is someone trying by appear logical, while actually lacking social intelligence and maturity.
That damn sploc made me die 3 times, then told everyone i sucked. Who is that guy? I'm never being on his team again!
Sploc by Wubbus November 17, 2010
Related Words
Splok sploking Shlok Splode SPloink Splodge shloka sloke Splak Splog
verb and nomen like a sploc = a less insulting more persistent nagging /& bitching troll

to sploc = persistent nagging and bitching with the sole purpose to "win " a discussion without using reality or logic
Dont be a sploc , stop molesting noobs .
sploc by DMocracy November 9, 2010

drank splo 

T-bone and Jammy were arrested when they drank splo!
drank splo by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017
To have a large penis.
Sandy only dates guys who have a solok.
solok by fshzilzzleme4 September 4, 2006
It is used when there is something in your mouth and you try to speak and nothing comes out but this noise just shows up.
Me (has a mouth guard on and trying to speak): *Splaksh*
Friend: what are you trying to do?
A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017