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Any participant in muliplayer online games who is tiresomely pedantic about criticizing other players on same team or other guests in room chats, usually to cover up his/her own mistakes and shortcomings.

Origin is uncertain, but may be derived from Star Trek's Spock character because connotation is someone trying by appear logical, while actually lacking social intelligence and maturity.
That damn sploc made me die 3 times, then told everyone i sucked. Who is that guy? I'm never being on his team again!
Sploc by Wubbus November 17, 2010
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verb and nomen like a sploc = a less insulting more persistent nagging /& bitching troll

to sploc = persistent nagging and bitching with the sole purpose to "win " a discussion without using reality or logic
Dont be a sploc , stop molesting noobs .
sploc by DMocracy November 9, 2010
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drank splo 

Splo is a Southern black word for moonshine.
T-bone and Jammy were arrested when they drank splo!
drank splo by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017
Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.
"We can't be havin' splicers now,can we"
-Atlas
Splicer by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008

splickity lit 

downing alcoholic beverages in rapid succession causing drunkeness in a short amount of time
After downing four shots of tequila in 10 minutes I was well on my way to getting splickity lit.
Guy 1: Hey, how many SLOC was your application?
Guy 2: Uh, like 4000.
SLOC by uniKornn June 19, 2013

Splicers 

These fucked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.Usually seen wearing 50's masquerade masks.Appear in the game Bioshock.Classified by their method of attack:

Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.

Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.

Nitro-use various thrown explosives.

Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.

Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.
Splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.
Splicers by Razastyle October 16, 2008
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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