split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
“First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
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Get the Split-it mug.Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.
"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."
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Get the hit it and split it mug.1. Trying to get someone to tell you their secret; can also be used if person is stuttering
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Get the spit it out mug.A pretty awesome rap-metal song from the band Slipknot. It was the second single off of their debut album "Slipknot". If you read the lyrics, they are obviously about anger and arguments.
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