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To be massively conned into thinking you booked a taxi, but actually get a clueless gimp charging you silly money.
"Got proper ripped off last night. Driver lost & cost me £150!"

"Looks like you was ubered!"
by Sherbetdab March 11, 2015
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To go out with the intention to get helplessly drunk and then driven home by a person whom you have never met.
I am going to get Ubered tonight.
by Madois March 30, 2016
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To kick the crap out of something using a computer. can be in a 1.)game or 2.)when hacking
1. yo i just ubered you bitch
2. i ubered my friends computer and loaded it with gay porn. so 1337.
by newbreed May 07, 2005
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Derived from the word Uber;
This word means to beat someone in any game without them barely having a chance at winning.
Wtf dude are you hacking?
No, I just Ubered you.
by DezPwnss June 21, 2009
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When a self-driving car kills you.
Dude, Dave got ubered at the corner of University and Rural last night. The funeral is next week.
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by texans_are_gay April 11, 2018
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Job or business becomes non relevant due to new technology.
I got ubered when company installed robot to assemble the widgit.
by wiskeydick27 December 14, 2015
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To feign interest and availability in having sex with someone attempting to pick a person up at the bar to get a free taxi home. Usually ends with the sexual interest jumping out of the solicitor's car and running away at a major intersection somewhat near his or her home.
- "Dude, I can't believe those chicks totally Ubered us!"

- "Sorry bro. You got Ubered. Happens. You want my wifi password?"
- "I ain't got no money for a cab -- let's Uber those old dudes. Holy cow, that one on the left looks like Akroid."
by Kate Luna May 20, 2015
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