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splenderfuckingrific 

a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.
1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!

2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!

salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010

Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor
As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

Splenderific 

Something that is great, combanation of splendid and terrific.
"That movie was freaking splenderific!"
Splenderific by spuffygurl11 December 2, 2005

Slandered 

Being dissed and lied about out of jealousy by a hater . slander is always done by a god damn good for nothing slackjaw that wants a piece of their pie. slandering is Not cool kids, drink and drugs are not a valid reasons either. Word.
Larry had a house a car and kids but he wanted the trophy that lenny had won. So he slandered lenny to ruin his reputation. Lenny was slandered by that lowlife larry.
Slandered by Truemeaningc May 8, 2020
when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years
"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."
Slendered by BeardedMonk November 14, 2011