Splenda-daddy

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Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!

My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!

Splenda-daddy by Splenda G February 10, 2017

Words you can keep

Splenda-Daddy

Not as old or as rich as a Sugar Daddy and willing to take ugly or fat chicks

I got me a Splenda-Daddy, no more paying for Netflix for me!

Splenda-Daddy by Air-Bliss October 6, 2019

Related Words

Splenda Daddy • slpenda daddy • splenda • Splenda Baby • splenda-momma • splenda mama • Splenda-man • Splenda Bitch • Splenda Dude • Splenda Father

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

Splenda Daddy by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015

Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar

My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now

Splenda Daddy by RobbSchu December 19, 2018

Splenda Daddy

A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.

"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."

Splenda Daddy by Rusty Peener July 3, 2021

splenda daddy

A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.

Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.

splenda daddy by word diva February 26, 2011

splenda daddy

a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income

girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"

splenda daddy by dirtybitchkatie December 27, 2008

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026