splat mat

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when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)

-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".

splat mat by Noel Rock March 2, 2010

Words you can keep

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

Splat Mat by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Related Words

splat mat • Matt Splat • Slat-o-matic • splat • splat job • splat tat • Splat-Attack syndrome • Splat Albert • Splat A Lot • splat attack

Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.

Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.

Matt Splat by matt311311 May 6, 2009

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

Matt splat by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018

Slat-o-matic

A mondo hard and soft dick

Bro I got that slat-o-matic, I'm finna beat this girl's pussy up

Slat-o-matic by Thicc.daddy69 March 19, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026