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death yodel

A death yodel is the last noise you make before you die. Similar to a death rattle, but this sound is made exclusively by hillbillies.

"Yeah, after Jescoe flew off his 4 wheeler, he let out a death yodel that would have scared Charles Manson"

by matt311311 July 2, 2009

Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.

Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.

by matt311311 May 6, 2009