Spizzer

(spiz-er) noun : A (usually glass or pyrex) device commonly referred to as an 'oil burner', 'rose globe', 'incense burner', 'glass bubble', or an number of completely fictitious descriptions used in the hopeless attempt to disguise its obvious actual use for smoking methamphetamines.

Rutherford: Hey Calvington, whats that thing you always say bout chur pipe dude?

Calvington: (sings) I'm in love with a spizzer...

by Dr. Kandy November 21, 2011

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Spitzering

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

slizzered

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

spizzel

Can be used as an insult or if you are confused

1.You such a fucking spizzel John

2.I’m absolutely fucking spizzeled

by Bob thy builder March 17, 2021

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

Elliot Spitzer

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

by wisk March 13, 2008