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Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.
"Im still slizzer from the night before"
slizzer by Ryan814 September 9, 2005
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man joseph was slizzer last night at the party!
Slizzer by datboaybkjaden September 13, 2020
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Christina asked for a slizzer on her ice cream.
SLIZZER by mementomori0908 May 9, 2024

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow
I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go
Slizzard Bag by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.
Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”
slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Slizzard Trifecta 

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

get slizzard 

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand
Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard
get slizzard by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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