Spitter Baby 

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.

OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.

Spitter Baby by Sweet Nuts (2016 League Champ) August 11, 2017

Baby Sitter 

Designated non tripper who makes sure nothing bad happens to friends while using LSD.

Stan will baby sit with us when we trip.

Baby Sitter by Gruver December 30, 2003

baby shitter 

The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world

Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter

baby shitter by 9o47 January 2, 2008

overnight baby sitter 

a woman who is a stripper but doesnt want her friends or famliy to know she is so she tells them shes an over night baby sitter

so what does your daughter do for a living again? oh shes an "overnight baby sitter"

overnight baby sitter by dylanskillin December 3, 2009

Baby Sitter 

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003

you aint my baby sitter 

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

you aint my baby sitter by minskyy July 28, 2011

Baby Sitter 

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003