Spite man 

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.

Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.

Spite man by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022

Spite-a-Man 

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.

Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man

Spite-a-Man by Random Kinnidle April 3, 2024

Old Spice Man

A legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

Everyman wishes to be an Old Spice man.

Old Spice Man by GhostFree July 16, 2010

A[n] Old Spice Man 

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.

A[n] Old Spice Man by TheAllknowingISAIAH August 24, 2011

Sprite.man_ 

A man with a penis the size of the eiffel tower. He can easily school you in gorilla tag and can fuck you in beat saber.

Gorilla 1: oh shit its sprite.man_
Gorilla 2: we better leave or are arms will get tired
Gorilla 1: oh and i bet he gets all the bitches

Sprite.man_ by Sprite.man_ April 28, 2022

One-man-spit-roast 

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).

“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”

One-man-spit-roast by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023

Old Man Spit 

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

Old Man Spit by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016