A man with a penis the size of the eiffel tower. He can easily school you in gorilla tag and can fuck you in beat saber.
Gorilla 1: oh shit its sprite.man_
Gorilla 2: we better leave or are arms will get tired
Gorilla 1: oh and i bet he gets all the bitches
by Sprite.man_ April 29, 2022
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