Sprite.man_

A man with a penis the size of the eiffel tower. He can easily school you in gorilla tag and can fuck you in beat saber.

Gorilla 1: oh shit its sprite.man_
Gorilla 2: we better leave or are arms will get tired
Gorilla 1: oh and i bet he gets all the bitches

Sprite.man_ by Sprite.man_ April 28, 2022

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Spite man

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.

Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.

Spite man by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022

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Sprite.man_ • Spite man • Spite-a-Man • spriteman • Sprite • Sprite Cranberry • sprite remix • Sprite Comic • sprite easter pink • Sprite bagging

Spite-a-Man

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.

Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man

Spite-a-Man by Random Kinnidle April 3, 2024

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spriteman

part of the term "sexy spriteman" or even "sexy stud spriteman". refers to a particular ant mcewan and... sprite... duhh!

"mmm sexy stud spriteman"

spriteman by linds October 11, 2004

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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