Sprite.man_

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A man with a penis the size of the eiffel tower. He can easily school you in gorilla tag and can fuck you in beat saber.

Gorilla 1: oh shit its sprite.man_
Gorilla 2: we better leave or are arms will get tired
Gorilla 1: oh and i bet he gets all the bitches

Sprite.man_ by Sprite.man_ April 28, 2022

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Spite man

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.

Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.

Spite man by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022

Related Words

Sprite.man_ • Spite man • Spite-a-Man • spriteman • Sprite can • Sprite • Sprite Cranberry • sprite remix • Sprite Comic • sprite easter pink

Spite-a-Man

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.

Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man

Spite-a-Man by Random Kinnidle April 3, 2024

spriteman

part of the term "sexy spriteman" or even "sexy stud spriteman". refers to a particular ant mcewan and... sprite... duhh!

"mmm sexy stud spriteman"

spriteman by linds October 11, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026