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by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 10, 2020

shitcum

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

spitnum

the penis is removed from vigourous vagina penetration and inserted into the oral cavity and ejaculation ensues, followed by a swift blow to the throat, causing the recipiant to spit up the oral contents.

mary: if you behave yourself at the christmas party i will let you perform a spitnum!
henry: this is shaping up to be the best christmas ever!

by Sam Fenderson October 30, 2008

shitcumstances

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

by Snowday February 4, 2009

Spitcunt

The most brutal of all insults. Instantly makes someone hate you forever.

CET

This lady is the most evil person ive ever met. Shes a total spitcunt

by Colinnnn December 16, 2020

sitcum

A: A pornographic movie.

B: While seated, performing a genital outpouring while watching a (preferably) pornographic movie.

A: Have you seen lay the kat's new sitcum? It's suckdickulous
B: Goodness gracious, that acting, so much espirit, sans effete, naturally I sitcame on my monitor.

by imabirah July 17, 2009

Sitcum

This is not a word.

"Hey have you ever heard the word 'sitcum'?"
"No I haven't, that's not a real word."

by rosasucks123 April 20, 2017