sitcum

A: A pornographic movie.

B: While seated, performing a genital outpouring while watching a (preferably) pornographic movie.

A: Have you seen lay the kat's new sitcum? It's suckdickulous
B: Goodness gracious, that acting, so much espirit, sans effete, naturally I sitcame on my monitor.

by imabirah July 17, 2009

Sitcum

This is not a word.

"Hey have you ever heard the word 'sitcum'?"
"No I haven't, that's not a real word."

by rosasucks123 April 20, 2017

sithumi

Sithumi is someone who is extremely intelligent, charismatic and cares about their loved ones. They always wants what’s best for them and the people close to them. They're funny and creative and likes to have a good time. overall a unique person who understands their value and importance!

“wow did you see her? she’s so beautiful!! that’s definitely a sithumi!”

by shartypoo April 26, 2021

shitcum

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcumstances

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

by Snowday February 4, 2009

Sitcom moment

A way to describe a situation that is awkward or uncomfortable and which could have hilarious consequences, reminiscent of one that would occur in a sitcom.

"Hey man, you hear about Robby?"
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".

by Sweet and James May 26, 2009

Sitcom

A term for a television series involving the same cast of actors who play the same characters in different scenarios each week in what is commonly referred to as an “episode”. Though not strictly confined to the genre, most sitcoms are comedic in nature, hence the name “sitcom” which is an acronym for “situation comedy”. To sum up what is a fairly ambiguous term, a sitcom is what keeps everyday people from watching the news, thus becoming enraged at seeing what is really going on in the country and thus setting about to murder all of Congress.

A sitcom may include: "Will and Grace" - "Friends" - "Sex & The City" etc.

by nethcev! October 22, 2006