spitball 

The most ingenious projectile weapon known to man. Commonly created by taking a small piece of paper that had been balled and moistened in the mouth, placing a thin tube to the lips (such as a plastic straw or broken pen), and blowing so that the projectile passes through the tube at a high velocity until impacting in a vivid display of saliva. Over the years, the spitball has become one of the greatest threats to teachers, school administrators, nerds, and obese girls everywhere. Attempts have been made to limit the spread of this dangerous weapon, but the spitball remains prevalent because of how easy it is to create, use, and conceal.

"Oh man, Justin hit Allie in the ear with a spitball. The teacher is still trying to find out who did it!"

"Ha ha... my Dad told me about how he used to shoot spitballs into nerds' eyeglasses. That weapon is timeless."

spitball by little geek January 28, 2006

Spitball 

An almost forgotten way to wage war against another person or group of people. Typically used by kids in the lower grades against another rival class. Involves a straw and a small crumpled up ball of paper that is soaked in spit to make it stick to others. Rules of engagement: You need many allies to pull this off, never do this alone. Never get caught by the teacher. Always over prepare in ammo.

Maxwell: The other retarded class started a spitball war with us yesterday and they got Davy and Brian.

Jim: This is a code red alert, call in support from the classes upstairs, we need more allies.

Spitball by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

Ohio spitball

The sexual act of performing a blow job, pretending to swallow, kissing one'a partner, and spitting their semen back into their mouth.

I'm so mad at my girlfriend, she ohio spitballed me last night.

Ohio spitball by far-gone September 10, 2014

Foreign Spitball 

When you hit the foreign kid who doesn't speak any English and always pisses his pants in your elementary school class with a spitball and they start eating it.

I just hit that German kid with a foreign spitball and he ate it LMAO!

Foreign Spitball by Dookiepoopy November 10, 2021

Ace Spitball 

Girl found in Runescape typically trying to seduce men like Silomin with her swedish methods of seduction.

Kota21: someone buy this fleshlight shaped likes ace spitball's thing
Silomin: amg ill buy 50k
Squigtime: 60k here s0n

Ace Spitball by sillyman June 21, 2009

Deer Spitball 

When someone wipes their vagina and the small tissue parts break off and stay inside and when you eat them out you lick the tiny tissue balls out and spit it into the girls face like a spitball. Note that you must be licking the vagina like a deer drinking water for it to be a true deer spitball.

That was an amazing deer spitball last night.

Give me the old deer spitball.

Deer Spitball by I put the dic in dictionary January 20, 2022

Ace Spitball 

Similar to a Stilly1, an Ace Spitball is a guy that pretends to be a girl in online adventure games such as Runescape. Why they do it one may never know...

Guy1: think i should hit on that alexis1010, she lives pretty close?
Guy2: dude 'shes' an ace spitball lol dont bother
guy3: ah shit..
See also stilly1

Ace Spitball by fuckingshemales August 24, 2009